Bobby Korec
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SEATTLE — Local cat owner Robbie Kratchiz admitted yesterday that his cat tree was the most expensive piece of furniture…
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Jason VanSlycke
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SACRAMENTO — Local punk house staple and thought to be beloved cat GG Mewollin is actually an opossum, veterinary sources…
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Ben Friedman
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MINNEAPOLIS — Local good boy Valentino was disgusted and appalled last week after an afternoon at his favorite brewery was…
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Patrick Crooks
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SOMEWHERE BETWEEN EARTH AND LV-462 — The Weyland-Yutani Corporation has found themselves under intense scrutiny after a xenomorph alien slaughtered…
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Joe Tilleli
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FERNFIELD, Wash. — Four Dungeons & Dragons players put their DM in a tough spot this past weekend when they…
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Matt Shore
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GAINESVILLE, Fla. — Butters, a five-year-old male Labrador Retriever, told reporters that he could taste the $90 difference between the…
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Allison Mick
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DERRY, Maine — Local punk Liberty Van Zandt is running out of blank skin for commemorating her dead pets, and…
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Josh Kraus
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LANSING, Mich. — After spending years teaching himself to communicate with his dog, junior programmer Tom Watkins was “shocked and…
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NEW YORK — After a long battle with apathy, local musician Peter Costello was forced to put his pet project…
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