Chris Bowen
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — Local show attendee Alicia Zewbrowski appeared to have narrowly passed a visual inspection of her battle vest…
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Sara Božin
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CHICAGO — Local punk and nonconformist Don Michaelson is reportedly strutting around town showing off an alternative vest that is…
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Chris Bowen
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Listen, Barth…err I mean "Agramon," your mother and I love you very much. We are both so proud of the…
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Brendan Krick
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GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Local woman Brittany Mullins instructed her punk boyfriend Miles Blanchard not to mention his job, band,…
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Kate Howard
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CHAUNCEY, Ohio — 11-year-old Boy Scout Albie Tamari is reportedly just one cigarette away from earning the highly esteemed Nicotine…
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Mike Civins
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QUEENS, N.Y. — Aging metalhead Greg "Nailgun" Dellarose has replaced the patches on his battle vest with his important, personal…
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NEW YORK — Local crust punk Phil “Rat Face” Howland took creative measures last week to turn his uneven beard…
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Rose Neptune
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The two-party system in U.S politics is fucked. So what are we going to do about it? Vote? Protest? Look,…
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AUSTIN, Texas — A local crust punk house is now entirely made out of patches following years of haphazard repairs…
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