Cam Berkowitz
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BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — A new study from California State University, Bakersfield found that aggressively and methodically punching the air within…
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Ian Steffé
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PHILADELPHIA — Local man Nathan Burke was traumatized by an onslaught of unattractive people in Fairmount Park after he took…
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Amanda Russel
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BOULDER, Colo. — A recent report conducted by a string of irritated citizens shows that the nation’s parks are already…
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James Webster
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AUSTIN, Texas — Outdoor enthusiasts gathered today to celebrate the opening of a brand new multi-use outdoor space by watching…
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V.F. Thompson
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KALAMAZOO, Mich. — The local police department issued a public service announcement this morning warning the populace to be aware…
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Bobby Korec
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SEATTLE — Local homebody Jenny Wellmeyer experienced generalized anxiety due to the overwhelming pressure to go do something outside while…
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Claire Brown
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BOCA RATON, Fla. — Local crust punk Johnny “Eight Fingers” Arnold awoke late Saturday afternoon to discover he had accidentally…
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