John Danek
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My life’s march towards being the male embodiment of fourth-wave feminism began the moment I was born. I opened my…
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Adam Frost-Venrick
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Let’s face it, folks: We live in some dark and troubled times. Israel and Palestine. Russia and Ukraine. Worst of…
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Ben Friedman
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Whether you’ve read the books or seen the movies, there isn’t a single person alive who doesn’t wish they could…
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TRENTON, N.J. — A local couple in their mid-30s did the unthinkable by finally saving enough money to buy the…
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Johnny Mo
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SEAFORD, Del. — Townspeople have taken notice of a feral rat who is now on day seven grieving a transient…
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Laura Merli
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First of all, I don't want this to come across as bragging. But for me, personally, becoming a TV owner…
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Patrick Crooks
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WASHINGTON — Independent venue owner Joe Englert panicked early yesterday morning after realizing he’s left sound guy Jake Montgomery locked…
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SEATTLE — Local dog and apparent vegan Noodles reportedly remains unaware of the dietary restrictions forced upon her by her…
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Brendan Krick
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PHILADELPHIA — Local dog Scraps was completely unable to answer basic trivia questions yesterday about the seminal horror-punk band Misfits,…
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Jesse Irvin
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AUSTIN, Texas — A crust punk dog was forced to terminate his owner last week after the owner contracted a…
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