Steve Esparra
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Okay, let’s cut right down to business here. Is this divorce hearing BYOB, open bar, or, (ugh) a cash bar?…
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Freelancer
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It’s not my job to educate you. It’s your job to stop being ignorant. I understand that it’s easier for…
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Bobby Korec
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As card-carrying Democrats, it’s important that we always take the moral high ground in response to our opposition’s reprehensible actions.…
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Ted Pillow
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What up ‘90s kids! Remember waking up early on Saturday morning to watch cartoons while plowing through an entire box…
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Dan Luberto
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Now look, I’m just here to remind you that I don’t make the rules, I’m just an irritating prick that…
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Kevin Tit
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There’s been a lot of talk about police abolition this year and while there have been a lot of well-articulated…
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Jay Shingle
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Increased metabolism, stronger vision, boosted immune system (um, HELLO COVID), reduced cancer risk, lowered cholesterol, and strengthened brain function—these are…
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Bobby Korec
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Time to take a fucking stand, people. You are either a dog person: loyal, social, and agreeable. Or you are…
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Seth Finkelstein
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Okay, first off, I don’t even know why we’re having this Emergency Meeting. Don’t get me wrong, Yellow’s death is…
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Dan Rice
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My president likes his soldiers “not captured.” Well, I like my presidents “not dead.” And I like Trump, so it’s…
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