Freelancer
•
No nepo baby in recent memory has commanded the national attention than the looming blood clot located somewhere inside Mitch…
Read More →
James Knapp
•
SALT LAKE CITY — Local motherfuckers expressed their displeasure with the lead singer of hardcore band Big Butter for repeatedly…
Read More →
Patrick Coyne
•
SHERIDAN, Wyo. — Elder millennial Connor Allison suffered an existential crisis upon realizing the actor playing a “geriatric old fart”…
Read More →
Cory Cousins
•
ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local 39-year-old Jillian Rhodes was startled this afternoon after learning that her friend from high school Jordan…
Read More →
I was looking at tour dates for one of those younger up-and-coming bands and I couldn’t help but notice that…
Read More →
Oh really you're a “big fan” of R.E.M? Forgive me for seeming incredulous, but your poser ass doesn’t fit the…
Read More →
Patrick Crooks
•
LOS ANGELES — Local man and self-described “music aficionado” Alex King once again paid $15 for access to a music…
Read More →
Matt McInerney
•
DETROIT — Local metalhead, 36-year-old Denny Brokum, is reportedly willing to admit that he hasn’t heard of the band Scatological…
Read More →
Matt McInerney
•
DETROIT — Local metalhead, 36-year-old Denny Brokum, is reportedly willing to admit that he hasn’t heard of the band Scatological…
Read More →
Nathan Kamal
•
MILWAUKEE — Red Hot Chili Peppers frontman Anthony Kiedis dramatically strode forward from the shadows after the word “California” was…
Read More →
