Shea Strauss
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Oh my gosh! There’s nothing like an adorably incompetent government to make us forget our woes, even momentarily! After over…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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EL PASO, Texas — Convicted pedophile Marcus Fleming killed two birds with one stone earlier today when he canvassed for…
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DENVER — Local pornography enthusiast Brett Wallace was caught off guard moments ago by an advertisement for Democratic presidential candidate…
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Erin McLaughlin
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Oh shit! This brave 30-year-old up-and-coming stand up comedian, amateur photographer, local guitarist, and aspiring actor/model Kenny Key is totally…
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Louie Aronowitz
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NEW YORK — Local New York resident Laura Rathi argued relentlessly yesterday about the geography of the state of New…
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John Dixon
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NEW YORK — The Lower East Side crust punk scene is gripped by debate over the credibility veteran scene icon…
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Chuck Kowalski
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NORTH MANCHESTER, Ind. — Middle-aged punk John Miaza recalled today exactly which high school class he was skipping when the…
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Joe Rumrill
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NEW YORK — Veteran street musician Doug “The Jackrabbit” Landers was once again criticized today for his awful sound quality,…
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Zach Raffio
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WATKINS GLEN, N.Y. — Organizers behind Woodstock 50 abruptly canceled the festival after discovering the desired location was already booked…
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Zach Raffio
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WATKINS GLEN, N.Y. — Organizers behind Woodstock 50 abruptly canceled the festival after discovering the desired location was already booked…
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