Tim Sheard
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WASHINGTON — Citizens across the nation were surprised to learn that the long-promised slow descent into fascism has rapidly accelerated…
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Ben Friedman
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WASHINGTON — DHS Secretary Kristi Noem was left shocked and confused after her visit to the U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum…
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Tim Graham
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WASHINGTON — President Trump complained that the manual that details how to operate a fascist regime was “boring” due to…
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WASHINGTON — The servers for a new Nazi dating app called Thousand-Year Romance crashed during a recent convention for officers…
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Matt Bieker
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MENLO PARK, Calif. — Meta announced a new partnership this week with UPS to physically mail high-gloss, full-color photographs of…
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Mike Civins
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WASHINGTON — Luxury fashion designer Hugo Boss AG has been selected to create a bold, new uniform for Immigration and…
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Jonah Nink
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In times of political turmoil, it can often be difficult to have respectful, open and honest conversation with those of…
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Zac Fairhall
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Listen up, snowflakes! As some of you know, my douchebag SJW singer Simon threatened to bring a new guitarist into…
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Dan Rice
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Some fashion trends are just timeless. Nothing says 'fun' like a pair of Chuck Taylors, nothing screams 'class' better than…
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Kevin Tit
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I’m no poser. I love the Dead Kennedys as much as the next punk. However, I wholeheartedly believe there are…
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