Dan Rice
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Yes, before you ask, these are bed bug bites all over my body, and no, I do not need the…
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Ben Friedman
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AUBERRY, Calif. — A local woodpecker, ignoring the desperate pleas of parents, continued to go completely apeshit on a tree…
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Rose Neptune
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Breasts are one of the most fascinating and pragmatic features of the human body, performing a vital biological function with…
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Brendan Krick
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MADISON, Wisc. — Local creep Leonard Finkle is under fire once again this week for his repeated and unprompted body…
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Jonathan Zeller
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ORANGE COUNTY, Calif. — An increasing number of American punks are preparing for the “frightening and inevitable” doomsday scenario of…
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KALAMAZOO, Mich. — The body odors of local DIY soapmaker Joseph Silvercat have become unbearably disruptive to those sharing his…
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Steven Kowalski
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COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. - Federal Fish and Wildlife Service officials warned today that thousands of homes and tens of thousands…
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Dan Kozuh
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BERKELEY, Calif. - Activists attending last night’s Street Chaps show almost came to blows with a small group of detractors…
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