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Opinion: Music Used to Be Way Better Back When I Was on Drugs

Jon Swihart • October 21, 2019

I hate to be one of “those guys,” but I’m starting to notice that music nowadays sucks. I can’t quite…

Guy Tacks on “Music” to End of Instagram Username After Buying Guitar From Target

Erin McLaughlin • October 20, 2019

MARION, Ill. — Local man Billy Harrison amended his Instagram username yesterday from “billyharrison” to “billyharrisonmusic” immediately after purchasing a…

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Joanna Newsom Hoping One of the Openers Has a Prince William Concert Grand Harp She Can Borrow

Patrick Coyne • October 15, 2019

PORTLAND, Ore. — Classically trained multi-instrumentalist and road-weary touring musician Joanna Newsom is hoping one of the openers for her…

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Punk Ice Cream Truck Rips Through “Turkey in the Straw” in Like 12 Seconds

Joe Rumrill • September 23, 2019

HAVERHILL, Mass. — A punk-themed ice cream truck impressed potential patrons yesterday with a raw, energetic version of “Turkey in…

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Indie Band Named After NES Game Also Plays Like Shit

Naomi Krause • July 4, 2019

BLACK EARTH, Wisc. — Local garage band The Cheetahmen has come under fire due to the fact that, much like…

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Drive To Baltimore Just Long Enough for Wrong Friend To Get Turn with AUX Cord

Doug Francisco • June 23, 2019

BALTIMORE — A three-hour road trip to Baltimore was just long enough for passenger Doug Sepp to have a turn…

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Band That Tuned by Ear Playing in Standard, Drop C, and a Few Things In-Between

The Hard Times Staff • June 10, 2019

TRENTON, N.J. — Local hardcore band Open Sesame debuted a unique and unprecedented combination of tunings at their inaugural show…

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Scuba Diver Runs Out of Air and Dies After Ignoring Music Getting Faster

Zack Zwiezen • May 28, 2019

SIPADAN ISLANDS, Malaysia — Scuba diver David Peterson, 38, died tragically yesterday around 6 p.m. local time after running out…

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Titus Andronicus Announcimus Newimus Albumimus

John Danek • May 8, 2019

NEW YORK — Indimus rockimus bards Titus Andronicus doth declarimus the approaching releasimus of an albumimus christened An Obelisk, according…

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Co-Worker a Bit of a Musician Himself

Matt Wassung • May 6, 2019

FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Hartfield Insurance sales representative Ernie Boisvert told his coworkers today that he is “...a bit of…

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