Mac McCarthy
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February 9, 2025
Monster Energy drinks are the lifeblood of musicians and athletes alike. There are seemingly hundreds of varieties to choose from.…
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Matt Husser
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October 29, 2024
TUCSON, Ariz. — Local werewolf Steve Callahan was under fire today after an unexpected transformation left his wolf form trapped…
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Charlie Splete
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July 1, 2024
Just because the longest day of the year has come and gone, it doesn't mean that leisurely outdoor activities are…
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James Knapp
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June 12, 2024
Holy hell! What the fuck is that thing? I have never seen a bug like that in my life and…
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Tim Graham
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February 15, 2024
PALM BEACH, Fla. — Former president Donald Trump teased his top picks for vice president during a recent Mar-a-Lago fundraising…
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Jonah Nink
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October 29, 2023
ADELAIDE, Australia — Iconic movie monster the Babadook was recently seen chain-smoking in a Hungry Jack’s parking lot after learning…
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Audrey Vieira
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March 22, 2023
Hey, you little non-neon-colored pissbaby. You want to take my beloved Pipeline Punch, huh? You think my Monster Energy consumption…
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Doug Kolic
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October 31, 2022
LAS VEGAS – Actor Mark Wahlberg recently asserted that the fictional events contained in Bobby “Boris” Pickett’s 1962 novelty song…
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Dan Rice
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December 10, 2021
“Succession,” Jesse Armstrong’s captivating drama about a Rupert Murdoch-esque tycoon and his backstabbing family, is arguably HBO's most widely watched…
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Nathan Kamal
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October 21, 2021
As Damon Albarn once sang, love is the greatest thing. But there comes a time in any relationship when you…
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