Ed Saincome
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I’m sorry, you don’t like Metallica? I don’t think I understand that statement. You just never got into them? What…
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Ed Saincome
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A good viral video is like a short story. When an underdog rises to the occasion, takes on the world,…
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SAN FRANCISCO — Confused stoner Tyler Harrison participated in a sleep-study program believing the nocturnal testing session would actually be a…
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Tyler O'Neil
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RIVERBANK, Calif. — Meshuggah’s latest album The Violent Sleep Of Reason is riddled with hidden Morse code distress patterns from…
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Brett McCabe
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WASHINGTON — President Trump signed a new executive order earlier today, banning Foreigner from the United States, White House sources…
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Mark Turner
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TRONDHEIM, Norway — Norwegian customs officials detained U.S. black metal band VVulfblud during their Scandinavian tour for not having any…
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Cory Cousins
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BALTIMORE — Promoters of the Dollops of Doom festival canceled the three-day music event at the last minute after weather…
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Mark Roebuck
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ORLANDO, Fla. — Part-time Arby’s fry cook Marty Pitts recently asked coworker Clint Kettering if fronting local metal band Intoxicunt…
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Daniel Louis
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WILKES-BARRE, Pa. — Local black metal band Decapitated Forest tactfully asked recently widowed Jolene Watkins Thursday evening if they could…
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TAMPA, Fla. — Death-metal band Cannibal Corpse and pop singer Nicki Minaj are working on a surprising collaboration birthed from…
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