Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — William Hopper, the bassist for local metal band Cannibal Buffet, was abruptly promoted after a particularly bad streptococcal…
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Steve Packosky
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LAS VEGAS — A sound clip from 1989 film “Steel Magnolias” was accidentally used in the beginning of the song…
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Trevor Graham
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RICHMOND, Va. — Members of a new unnamed metal band were forced to watch every episode of the Amazon Prime…
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Cory Cousins
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TRAVERSE CITY, Mich. — Members of the local death metal band Flesh Quilt figured it would be a wasted opportunity…
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Zac Lux
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NEW YORK — Frontman of award-winning Heavy Metal band Xanstärr, Joey Blakkburn, says that he and the rest of the…
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Cory Cousins
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DULUTH, Minn. — Local prog metal shredders Bride Of Pythagoras made an announcement this week that every member of the…
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Wyatt Fair
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POMONA, Calif. — Legendary vegan metal band Feral Autopsy absolutely drenched their adoring fans with what was later revealed to…
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Ted Pillow
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GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Twin brothers Earl and Wayne Dunlap were chosen “Most Likely to Be Rhythm Section in Metal…
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Dan Kozuh
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NARBERTH, Pa. — Local thrash metal outfit Gore Primordial hastily threw together an impromptu photo shoot when it was discovered…
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Zachary Wolf
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SHREVEPORT, La. — Local metal band Sinister Dissonance warned their guitarist Henry Derrickson that he’ll go blind if he doesn’t…
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