Chris Bowen
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WATERLOO, N.Y. — Staunch MAGA Republican and binge-drinker Justin Brently decided to show his unwavering support for Donald Trump after…
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Patrick Coyne
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HAZELTON, Pa. — Former President Trump took time during a campaign rally to brag about successfully completing another cognitive test…
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Ben Friedman
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ALEXANDRIA, Va. — A bombshell study recently revealed a Conservative think tank spent $40 million trying to find a way…
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Bobby Korec
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NEW WINDSOR, Md. — Longtime cop enthusiast Lou Mandin seamlessly transitioned from a locally known bootlicker to a Trump sneaker…
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Chris Bowen
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Last night, I was visited by a punk rock god by the name of Johnny Ramone. Well, not exactly visited…
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Dan Rice
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Our Uncle Hewlit was never the brightest bulb in the box. He’s the sort of guy who is highly susceptible…
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Bobby Korec
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NEW YORK — Local Donald Trump supporter Joel Grainston wished Green Day would keep politics out of their song “American…
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NEW YORK — Veteran courtroom sketch artist, and self-proclaimed “MAGA diehard,” Terry Bonilla was reprimanded by county officials for continually…
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Corey Montgomery
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WASHINGTON — An ominous pulsating dark orb with unknown powers is set to replace Kevin McCarthy as the Speaker of…
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John Danek
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LAREDO, Texas — Conservative Tanner Oakenson recently committed his life to destroying all forms of fictional child abuse invented by…
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