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When we think of filmmaker Stanley Kubrick’s 1980 masterpiece, The Shining, we all only think of one thing: the actor who played the guy in…
He’s Just Not Good at His Job: 30 Patients of Dr. Sam Loomis Ranked by How Many People They Went On to Kill
With the spooky season upon us, it’s hard not to find yourself thinking about the tragedies that have become synonymous with Halloween. The multiple killing…
We live in an age of hyperbole, a time where if you disagree with someone on any political issue you go straight to calling them…
10 Ways To Make Your Intrusive Thoughts Feel Welcome
It is estimated that nearly 6 million Americans struggle with intrusive thoughts every day. They can contribute to anxiety, depression, and compulsion. It’s certainly no…
Like many Americans, I am awake at three in the goddamn morning in a seemingly endless anxiety loop. As I stare at my alarm clock…
Every Dashboard Confessional Album Ranked Worst To Best
Boca Raton’s non-senior-citizen-early-bird-special act Dashboard Confessional has the unique distinction of being a band, solo project, side gig, and a showcase of brilliant dances/haircuts. Dashboard…
We all know that the classic Parker Brothers board game Monopoly can bring out the worst in people. Friendships, relationships, and even familial bonds have…
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Step Away From That Aux Chord Until You Check Out What We’re Listening To This Week
Music has the power to bring people together. It can strengthen bonds and form common ground between the most hardened of enemies. Still, when it’s…
The Top 50 “Sopranos” Characters Ranked by Their Viability as Republican Presidential Candidates
Well another election cycle is upon us, and as per usual the GOP roster is an absolute mess. No matter what your enterprise is, you…
Put Down That PSL and Check Out What We’re Listening to This Week
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30 Ways the World Could End Tomorrow Ranked by How Much They Make Today’s Job Hunt Seem Pretty Pointless
Today is the day I chose to buckle down and start my job search. I’ve been gearing up for it all week. I told my…
Every Hawthorne Heights Album Ranked Worst To Best
Before you scabs post something derivative on your social media pages with a four person outreach, just know this: Hawthorne Heights are bigger than all…
For as long as I can remember every day of my life has been plagued with feelings of emptiness, inadequacy, and loathing for myself and…