LOS ANGELES — Decades of hard partying and wild nights finally caught up to legendary metal musician Ozzy Osbourne who…
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Alex Vlahov
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As if the world wasn’t already falling apart, now you can add the microplastics piling up in your brain to…
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Amy Currul
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With inflation on the rise, climate change increasing rapidly and the second Trump presidency underway, many millennials aging well into…
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Ben Friedman
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local new age lifestyle hippie Moon Sage was forced to reconsider his family’s eating habits after learning…
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Matt McInerney
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BOULDER, Colo. — Local woman Berkley Bauer has reportedly bought another fancy new water bottle that is hopefully going to…
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Dan Kozuh
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — Forty-two-year-old heavy metal fanatic Jason Higgins shocked bar patrons earlier this week by ordering a Jack Daniel’s…
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Peter Woods
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HOPKINGTON, Mass. — Local creep Brad Hinton announced his plans to run a full marathon, moments after seeing a woman…
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Eli Johnson
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Have you ever felt like a fraud? You’re not alone. An estimated 70 percent of people struggle with impostor syndrome,…
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Patrick Crooks
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NEW YORK — Attendees of a dinner party hosted by Jon and James Adler were ignorant that the couple had…
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Dan Luberto
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WASHINGTON — Local punk Dave Murphy has a weirdly small TV which is causing great confusion, concern and disappointment in…
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