Stephen Bell
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Everyone these days is looking for recession indicators. Things like the price of Arizona Iced Tea, inverted yield curves, and…
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Ben Friedman
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SEATTLE — Amazon surprised its warehouse staff throughout the country today with the announcement of a mandatory 22-hour warehouse shift…
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Stephen Bell
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Fuck! I made a huge mistake at work and now I’m paying for it dearly. My huge mistake? Not making…
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Trevor Graham
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DAKOTA CITY, Neb. — Owners of a Nebraska slaughterhouse introduced a new “Bring Your Child to Work Every Day” program…
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John Danek
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WHEELING, W. Va. — Unemployed hardcore punk singer Lyle “Coccyx” Plant is seeking employment with a resume consisting solely of…
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Kevin Tit
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GALLATIN, Tenn. — Aging Punk and Volunteer Insurance Co. shift supervisor, Braden Niles, entered his fourteenth year of trying to…
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LOS ANGELES — The International Alliance of Theatrical Stage Employees are preparing to strike to combat wildly unfair and unsafe…
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Nathan Kamal
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COLTS NECK TOWNSHIP, N.J. — Legendary musician Bruce Springsteen recently admitted that he made up the “American working class” during…
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Nathan Kamal
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Money doesn’t grow on trees and we’re all about that, uhh, hustle. Yep. All about it. All the time. Us,…
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Ben Friedman
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NEPTUNE, N.J. — Local supermarket cashier and goth Trish Sommers filed a multi-million dollar lawsuit against her employer after her…
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