Patrick Coyne
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July 12, 2025
MOAB, Utah — Local sociopath and murder enthusiast Greg Allen Hargrove reportedly left his favorite blade casually hanging over the…
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Lauren Sewell
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April 14, 2022
ST. LOUIS – Local line cook Reuben Gunnels updated his extensive resume by adding a fourth tattoo of a knife…
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Michael Luis
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November 6, 2021
BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Local doctor Elvin Grant advised a hardscrabble down-on-his-luck police detective to exclusively take their medication aggressively and…
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Camden Brazile
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October 20, 2021
VANCOUVER, British Columbia — Popular internet personality and self-described “human serviette” Nardwuar shocked artist Josh Augustin of the indie band…
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Dan Rice
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September 27, 2021
In today's highly connected and ultra competitive world, parents want to give their children every advantage possible. As anyone who's…
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Ted Pillow
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August 9, 2020
EAST NORTHPORT, N.Y. — Local teen Roderick Evans attempted last night to do the trick where you stab a knife…
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Laurie Storrie
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July 15, 2020
AUSTIN, Texas — Local ex-boyfriend Sergio Matthews offered a convincing argument as to why he doesn't need therapy by pacing…
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Dan Rice
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March 11, 2020
Ever since I saw that documentary "Predator" I knew I wanted to be a super elite army guy. I train…
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Peter Casciato
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December 3, 2019
NEW YORK — Local Magic: the Gathering player George Plott told friends that he possesses a new deck with a…
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FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — An alluring, mysterious punk puzzled patrons of DIY venue The Back Room last Friday by leaning…
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