MENDOCINO, Calif. — Devout disciples of Jerry Garcia have begun a gradual, reluctant transition from worshipping the original Grateful Dead band leader to following his…
LONDON – Sir Elton John formally unveiled plans in a press release last night to more fully live out the “Sir” in front of his…
NEW YORK – Friends and family were reportedly caught by surprise when Cro-Mags frontman John Joseph announced his engagement to a large pile of assorted…
WASHINGTON – Under intense pressure from fans of his proto-punk band “Raging Boehners,” Speaker of the House John Boehner announced Friday he would resign from…



