Shea Strauss
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FARGO, N.D. — Account manager Jamie Duncan is in disbelief that she will lose everything in her upcoming split from…
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Tom Peters
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CARY, N.C. — Local co-op worker Alan Swanson is fed up with assumptions that he’s somehow in charge of coworkers…
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Anna Walsh
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SEATTLE — Vertex Solutions employee and local bassist Gretchen Garcia is leading the fight to expand paid leave to musicians…
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Claire Brown
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ROUND ROCK, Texas — Interactive storytelling fans were disappointed this week by a new choose-your-own-adventure novel that promised the opportunity…
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Mark Roebuck
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PHOENIX — Lifelong punk Roddy Scotts assured a potential employer in an interview yesterday that, in five years, he sees…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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UNDISCLOSED — A secret job opening for an entry level position in the Illuminati posted today requires a minimum of…
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John Danek
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WEST SENECA, N.Y. — Legendary crust punk Selma “Pusbubble” Gormin shocked her friends and fellow squatters this morning, announcing that…
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Jack Lewis
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BALTIMORE — Local punk Rick Blairowitz blamed his prominent neck tattoo for his inability to be hired, despite it being…
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The Nintendo Labo and its cardboard constructables offer endless possibilities to players of all ages, but we can guarantee that…
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Rick Homuth
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HAMMOND, Ind. — Noise musician Elaine McCulloch’s recent unemployment following her ungraceful exit from a line cook position at a…
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