Kevin Tit
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July 27, 2020
TUCSON, Ariz. — Local cop and racist bully Dennis Peters, who once brought a gun to Roosevelt High School in…
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Patrick Coyne
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July 8, 2020
SARASOTA, Fla. — Local musician, blog editor-in-chief, stand-up comedian, and medical records clerk Geordie Warren has his only real paying…
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John Dixon
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June 22, 2020
SANTA CRUZ, Calif. — Laid-off sound engineer Logan Green is constantly adjusting the volume levels of his television in order…
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Tom Peters
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May 21, 2020
DALLAS — Local small aircraft pilot Skippy Barnes is supplementing his skywriting income with a clandestine, government-backed chemical-spraying side gig,…
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Laura Merli
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April 22, 2020
MENLO PARK — With a wave of disappointment washing over himself for squandering another potentially productive day, an employee at…
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Andy Holt
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April 13, 2020
LINCOLN, Neb. — After being laid off from his job at a regional cardboard box supply company last week, local…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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April 12, 2020
MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Local Brooklynite Mario Mario was reportedly unable to get his resume under 10 pages following a bout…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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April 7, 2020
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local gamer Kayla Stephenson reportedly included various video game skills on a job resume in an attempt…
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Dan Kozuh
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March 16, 2020
CHICAGO — Local executive Reginald Dixon sent a company-wide email from the security of his HEPA-filtered panic room moments ago…
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Peter Casciato
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March 14, 2020
LANSING, Mich. — Due to her familiarity with the visual indicators that a major boss battle was about to unfold,…
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