FISHERS, Ind. — A small group hosted an intervention recently to help their friend Krista Simmons who has become a sober influencer, distraught and slightly…
BUFFALO, N.Y. — Local man Greg Wachowski was surprised by an intense and emotional intervention regarding his refusal to shave his soul patch, concerned friends…
Alright, I’ve got this. I’m prepared. Rolling up to the regularly scheduled orgy with my clean STD test, 700 or so condoms, some Lubriderm just…
Welp, it’s that time of year again. The sun is shining, the flowers are blooming, people are letting loose in the summer air, and you…
Yesterday, twelve of my so-called “friends and family” gathered in my living room to “have a conversation” about my “recent recreational use of horse tranquilizers.”…
It seems my friends and family have gathered here to take part in some sort of intervention due to my so-called “clover-loving” behavior. But like…
You may think it won’t happen to you, but no band is safe. At any moment your bassist could receive a Musician’s Friend catalog in…
PITTSBURGH — Local thrash metal band Toxic Warning held an emergency intervention for bassist Nick Rodriguez whose sober lifestyle has reached its breaking point with…
This is getting ridiculous. When I attended my first Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, I thought it would be a cool bunch of people swapping stories about…
Where are my manners? I mean, it’s not every day you get your own intervention with this many people. I didn’t think we would ever…
I’d like to apologize to every single person who attended my surprise intervention. Had I known it was happening I would’ve brought a 30-pack and…
NEW HAVEN, Conn. — Local man Trevor Good blamed his morning coffee habit for the constant nervous chatter in his head and anxious feeling in…
When I was deep in the throes of my alcohol addiction it felt like there was no hope for me. It felt like the whole…
Some people are able to drink in moderation. I’ve been told, on many occasions, that I am certainly not one of those people. So much…
First things first: this is bullshit. Don’t come at me with your judgmental assumptions. There’s nothing wrong with what I’m doing and I don’t wanna…