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Ghost Intern Has Trouble Identifying Nameless Ghouls Lunch Orders

Jose Balderas • January 19, 2023

LINKÖPING, SWEDEN — Local college student Lufsig Nilsson once again screwed up the lunch orders for the Group of Nameless…

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Virtual Intern Not Sure What to Do With Latte He Just Pissed In

Dan Kozuh • November 18, 2020

JERICHO, N.Y. — Recent college graduate and virtual intern at JPMorgan Chase Danny Galiardi has no idea what to do…

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CBS Hires Young Aspiring Writer to Jiggle the Ethernet Cable When the WiFi Cuts Out

Carlos "Callie" Cadorniga • September 13, 2020

NEW YORK — CBS Studios has reportedly hired aspiring television writer Taylor Johnson, 28, to jiggle the ethernet cable or…

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Proactive Intern Already Facing Sexual Harassment Allegations

Freelancer • October 9, 2019

NEWPORT BEACH, Calif. — Termagant Pharmaceuticals product strategy intern Jeremy Hastings impressed colleagues last week by receiving more allegations of…

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Congress Has Rare Moment of Bipartisanship to Make Fun of Intern’s Band

Patrick Crooks • October 1, 2019

WASHINGTON — Congressional members from both sides of the aisle put aside partisan differences last week, coming together to ruthlessly…

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Intern to Earn Time-And-A-Half Experience on Labor Day

Bobby Korec • September 2, 2019

EAU CLAIRE, Wis. — Newly hired intern Rebecca Boulanger will earn time-and-a-half experience for her work on Labor Day from…

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Equifax Social Media Intern Not Gonna Meme Her Way out of This One

Rick Homuth • September 29, 2017

ATLANTA — Equifax social media intern Carly Donovan has “no chance of meme-ing her way out” of the credit reporting…

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Unlucky Dischord Records Intern Draws Ian MacKaye for Office Secret Santa

Royce Nunley • December 14, 2016

WASHINGTON -- The entire Dischord Records office staff breathed a collective sigh of relief last week after intern Matt Saunder drew…

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In Memoriam: Remembering the Intern We Accidentally Sent to the Wrong Desert for Burning Man

Sari Beliak • September 5, 2016

When Sarah Daniels first began her internship with us, we weren’t really sure what to make of her. She seemed…

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We Sent Our Burning Man Correspondent to the Wrong Desert, So Here’s a Report on Desert Lizards

Sari Beliak • August 30, 2016

I’ve always wanted to attend Burning Man, the week-long gathering of open-minded and free-spirited people that takes place in Black Rock…

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