Incel Tag Archives

Malia Simon • December 26, 2025

It’s time to address the fact that today’s society is suffering from one of the greatest epidemics of this millenium:…

Nathan Kamal • October 15, 2023

PATERSON, N.J. — Jeff Ackres, a prominent adult virgin, is currently deciding between tempting recruitment offers from both the involuntary…

Nathan Kamal • September 4, 2023

WASHINGTON — United States Surgeon General Dr. Vivek Murthy confirmed that the deadly epidemic of male loneliness in America finally…

Eric Navarro • March 23, 2022

Let’s get this out of the way. Yes, I am an incel. And, yes, I know that’s “very 2017” of…

Eli Johnson • August 21, 2021

The past decade has not been kind to the pickup artist community. Ever since PUAs entered the mainstream, the media…

Twitch Plays Hard Drive • December 18, 2020

SAN FRANCISCO — Just before Christmas, video streaming platform Twitch has banned users from making any mention of the Virgin…

John Danek • November 29, 2020

LANSING, Mich. — Media analysis thinktank MediaViews released a troubling report today, finding that the comment sections of Lansing’s WLXT…

Bobby Korec • October 25, 2020

Fellas. Have you ever been in a situation where she just wasn’t feeling your flirtatious advances? Me neither. Evidently, it’s…

John Danek • September 15, 2020

By its very definition, not everyone can be an alpha male. While I choose to surround myself exclusively with fellow…

James Knapp • March 8, 2020

CLEVELAND — Involuntarily celibate churchgoer Donald Bates resolved today that, in observance of Lent, he will abstain from all sexual…