Peter Woods
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives announced a new federally funded program asking the incel…
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Brett Olsen
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PARMA, Ohio — Local lummox Andrew Creosote felt a vague sense of accomplishment Tuesday morning when he uncharacteristically stood up…
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Steve Packosky
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Well, shit. Your favorite band is coming to Sturgis next week, and you’re not about to let Big Brother keep…
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Tim Sheard
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — A stunning rendition of The Beatles’ 1965 hit “Yesterday” by busker Alan Wentzel was completely overshadowed by…
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Dan Kozuh
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NAPERVILLE, Ill. — Major companies are reportedly scrambling to come up with workplace perks that can rival masturbating freely in…
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Eric Degliomini
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When I got hired as Jack Black’s assistant, I was stoked thinking it would be an easy gig of picking…
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Steve Packosky
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PUEBLO, Colo. — Metalhead James Kingor concluded that it’s just easier to let his family think he’s goth instead of…
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Kelley Greene
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ATLANTA — Hooters announced that it would be closing dozens of stores nationwide as part of a bankruptcy restructuring plan,…
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Nick Brandt
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Listen, times are tough. Global trade alliances are collapsing, resource scarcity is escalating, and it’s getting harder each day to…
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Cory Cousins
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FREDERICK, Md. — Veteran road warrior and merch guy for international touring powerhouse, Bashful Dominatrix, revealed that he was dying…
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