MOUNT KISCO, N.Y. — Veteran Recruiter Nina Masellis is ready to head home after a long, grueling day of indiscriminately…
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My fellow centrists, As of this writing, I have just gotten off the phone with Zohran Mamdani, a democratic socialist,…
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With growing concern surrounding misinformation, propaganda, and proposals of state-sanctioned “wellness camps,” Americans today are friggin’ scared. Are re-education camps…
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Mike Moran
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June 24, 2025
FLOYD KNOBS, Ind. — A new independent study revealed that basically anything you think happened around 2022, was probably closer…
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Your straight edge loved one has become ensnared in the terrible trap of Liquid Death abuse and you can’t stand…
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James Klinger
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June 24, 2025
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Johnny Amizich
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June 23, 2025
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump signed an executive order that required Disneyland to reopen Splash Mountain and “Song of The…
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June 23, 2025
You there. Yeah, you. I see you in that, ahem, “vintage” Strokes t-shirt, leaning against the wall in your ripped…
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