May 7, 2026
Americans are widely known to be ignorant about the rest of the world: many can’t even point out foreign countries…
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May 5, 2026
CHICAGO — Upon news of Spirit Airlines officially shutting down, Delta, United, and American Airlines reaffirmed their commitment to consistently…
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December 20, 2025
As the United States descends further into fascistic chaos, the American people continue to look to their elected leaders to…
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August 19, 2025
NEW YORK CITY — Local woman Ashleigh Deacon officially replaced her morning positive affirmations with the entirety of Fiona Apple’s…
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June 25, 2025
With growing concern surrounding misinformation, propaganda, and proposals of state-sanctioned “wellness camps,” Americans today are friggin’ scared. Are re-education camps…
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May 18, 2025
You may think of us as just piddling music journalists, but we here at the Hard Times are hard-hitting investigative…
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April 22, 2025
RICHMOND, Va. — Metal band GWAR’s newest lead vocalist was announced via a giant white steam cloud of creamy ejaculate…
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September 9, 2024
NEW YORK — Local man and frequent shirt-wearer Tim Abderman stands accused of being a total poser due to his…
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