Greg Smith
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The holiday season is here, which means it’s time to buy gifts! You might have a plan for all your…
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Tyler Roland
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LOS ANGELES — Local musician Brian Herring is reportedly making a decent living as a working musician but is reluctant…
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Kelley Greene
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BOSTON — Local mallard Ruddy assured his girlfriend that his odd corkscrew-shaped penis is what all duck phalluses look like,…
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Ben Friedman
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Congratulations, you’ve managed to sneak into your nemesis’ inner sanctum (or home office). Now all that’s left to do is…
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Mark Hassenfratz
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WICHITA, Kan. — Local horror punk outfit Shattered Heirloom reportedly only writes songs about family trauma as they are influenced…
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Kathy Lynch
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LOS ANGELES — Software engineer Christina Perry pampered herself with a restorative seven-day weed and cough medicine binge to make…
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Matt McInerney
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OLYMPIA, Wash. — Doctors across the country warned new and prospective parents that excessive use of white noise machines might…
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Doug Kolic
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ST. LOUIS, Mo. — The annual holiday gift exchange at Clarkson Valley Police Department consisted entirely of Punisher items for…
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Nathan Kamal
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Remember the Noid? In the 1980s, he ruined pizza, insofar as Domino’s can be ruined any more than it already…
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Alex Vlahov
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BOSTON — Studies conducted at MIT show that when visiting a Chipotle Mexican Grill location, the person in front of…
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