Ryan Dondero
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PHILADELPHIA — Local Punk, Sid Stott, announced his plans to improve his health and well-being by smoking healthier cigarettes in…
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Matt McInerney
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Both Beyoncé and Taylor Swift have made this clear: they refuse to be part of any narrative that pits two…
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Alex Vlahov
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MILPITAS, Calif. — Local data analyst Wendell Peters reportedly received the dreaded “we need to talk” text message, sent from…
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Trevor Graham
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I can’t believe that this keeps happening! What are the odds that another Tinder date had to leave in the…
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John Danek
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — DJ Crockroach of famed metal act Assfault Muffinz admitted that he spends most of his time on-stage…
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Julia Shebek
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When you meet a new person, it can be hard to get a read on them. Is he an intellectual,…
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Charles Bill
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LAKE PLACID, N.Y. — Sexually curious man Alex Poe was forced to memorize three pages of acronyms before diving into…
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Dom Turek
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Cumming is cool and all, but not cumming is what the real sex pros are doing. For some people, this…
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Ben Friedman
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SANTA FE, N.M. — Local punk Trevor McGill was shocked but not surprised to find the only existing photo of…
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Tim Sheard
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HARTFORD, Conn. — Local woman Kirsten Russet decided to rescind her “out” status as bisexual following online rumors that Paramore…
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