Victor Gonzalez
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So you sold out and got yourself a little corporate job selling insurance. Congrats! However, in order to sell insurance…
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John Danek
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MORGANTOWN, W. Va. — Local dad and all-around asshole Bert Smilovic failed to understand criticism of his storytelling techniques which…
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Daniel Freborg
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Some guys play it nice, others play it cool. Some take their time with a girl, and others are downright…
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Trevor Graham
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WRENTHAM, Mass. — Proud death metal fan parents Danica and Brandon Asheim were so excited about their five-year-old son’s first…
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Chris Bowen
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BRIGHTON, N.J. — Local medical marvel Rex Reynolds was reportedly born with a rare condition that made him a fan…
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Doug Kolic
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I’m usually a pretty laid-back guy and take things as they come, but it’s tough putting trust in my new…
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Sara Božin
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LOS ANGELES – 26-year-old punk Max Goldstein unfortunately sustained an injury in a mosh pit immediately after being kicked off…
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FREMONT, Calif — Neuralink owner Elon Musk announced Neuralink Premium which will allow anyone using his implantable brain–computer interfaces to…
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Ryan Dondero
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KERFUFFLEVILLE — Bozo, a punk mouse living in the fictional children’s book town of Kerfuffleville, has reportedly taken up residence…
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Robert John Scucci
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They say that home is where you make it, and when I found out that my favorite hometown watering hole…
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