James Knapp
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Insane Clown Posse: the jester-kings of the proudly unwashed. While we have long been fans of the acclaimed horrorcore duo,…
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Joe Rumrill
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FIJI — A lifelong punk rock devotee in the middle of his tenure on this season’s “Survivor” repeatedly attempted to…
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APALACHICOLA, Fla. — Dedicated Swifties across the internet believe the new Taylor Swift song "Florida!!!" is about her highly publicized…
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Preston Long
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ATLANTA — Bystanders at a recent singer-songwriter showcase were reportedly creeped out after witnessing the headliner awaiting his set watching…
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Ben Friedman
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Attention Boston area residents! Was one or more of your loved ones killed by ten million pounds of sludge from…
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Hannah Cohen
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local black metal artist Aortic Burst was humiliated yesterday when his coworkers listened to, and subsequently legitimately…
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Reuben Blanchard
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Imagine if The Muppets made a metal band. And not like the type of “metal” that your brother-in-law likes. Good…
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Alex Vlahov
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Has every local coffee shop banned you for talking too much about Pavement? Good news, there’s a new cafe opening…
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Ian Steffé
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NEW YORK — Nine-year-old Oliver Cahill, who has battled rare brain cancer for over half his life, recently met Dr.…
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Dom Turek
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With average housing prices hovering around the half-million dollar mark, I knew I’d never be a homeowner in my lifetime,…
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