GAZA CITY — High-ranking officials in the Israeli Defense Force were alarmed by a report that the targeted bombing of…
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HOBOKEN, N.J. – WWE fan and local embarrassment, Connor Duncan, reportedly made preparations to save his liver during WrestleMania this…
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MILFORD, Del. — Local punk band The Vengeful Squirts were visibly more upset over the cost to park their van…
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HARTFORD, Conn. — Elder millennial Thomas Sharpe is reportedly in “critical and deteriorating condition” after erroneously believing that his haggard…
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GAZA CITY — High-ranking officials in the Israeli Defence Force were alarmed by a new report that suggested Gaza still…
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ST. PAUL, Minn. — Your mom cited general confusion and a lack of tech-savvy when she wasn’t sure which emoji…
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NEW YORK – Many Americans are left unsure of the facts as news outlets across the country are unable to…
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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — A recent Make-A-Wish visit by members of the Insane Clown Posse, to survivors of what the media…
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MILWAUKEE — A child bass player with terminal cancer was denied her dying wish to play lead guitar by the…
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WARWICK, R.I. — Local alt-rock vocalist Philip Lincoln was reportedly hospitalized from sheer embarrassment shortly after listening to his own…
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