CHICAGO — Perpetually lonely heterosexual man Cliff Parker is living under the mistaken assumption that he would be getting a lot more action if he…
If there’s one thing I hate, it’s people that lie about a sexual orientation that I don’t even really believe exists in the first place.…
WEST HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Local man Brian Davis was shocked and surprised yet again last night that Backslide, the bar he visited for the sixth…
Yo dude, let’s play a game: how much money would it take for you to suck another man’s dick? $100? $1,000?? $1,000,000?! The once-in-a-lifetime chance…
PROVIDENCE, R.I. — U.S. Vice President-elect Mike Pence once again found himself in an uneasy position with constituents he will soon represent, as he was…
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. – After spending countless hours trying to educate family members and coworkers over the past four years, local vegan Donald Besser finally…