Tim Sheard
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New insurance means finding a new PCP. Thankfully, my roommate Kaleb took an online holistic sound-bath course and really knows…
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Dan Kozuh
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Every friend group has one—the person who, despite all evidence to the contrary, insists on believing the most outrageous things.…
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Chris Bowen
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CORTLAND, N.Y. — Local plumber and barfly Randy Kunzelman became borderline irate after a family member told him most of…
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It seems no matter how many scathing articles, books, and documentaries come out against Scientology, the church remains as powerful…
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Tony Morse
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LOS ANGELES — Hate speech enthusiast Chris Taylor Brown and his disesteemed nu-metal band Trapt are reportedly offering $35 to…
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Matt Shore
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CLOCK TOWN — A Termina citizen took to the streets yesterday to denounce the large, ominous moon inching ever closer…
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Alec Stein
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WASHINGTON — The new viral bombshell “Plandemic” has revealed a simple, shocking truth: that all of your friends are dribbling,…
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DES MOINES, Iowa — Local Klan member and conservative activist David Mount has changed his views on wearing masks in…
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Zach Russell
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YONKERS, N.Y. — 83-year-old Judith Swanson tragically passed away last night at New York Presbyterian Hospital due to complications from…
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Look, we all know that hardcore singers are held to unrealistic beauty standards. The pressure to look good on stage…
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