Taylor Roebuck
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March 6, 2020
DETROIT — Local pothead Sarah Murphy’s distress after encountering a spoiler of a movie she planned on seeing was immediately…
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Patrick Crooks
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February 22, 2020
WHEELING, W.V. — Local woman and drug enthusiast Lindsey Cruz reportedly turned down the opportunity to trip balls for less…
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Dan Kozuh
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February 21, 2020
RENO, Nev. — Democratic Presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg canceled an appearance with a local voter group yesterday after spinning out…
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Kyle Stanley
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January 18, 2020
KINGSTON, Jamaica — An ocean liner hosting the 311 Caribbean Festival Cruise struck a reef off the coast of Jamaica…
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Dan Luberto
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December 22, 2019
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Attendees of an all-ages hardcore show last night were treated to the arrival of local straight…
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Lauren Lavín
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August 16, 2019
GAINESVILLE, Fla. — Local punk Hazel Mason ate her entire three-day supply of weed earlier today while standing in line…
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Mark Roebuck
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November 28, 2017
THE INTERNET — A Facebook friend of yours, whom you vaguely recall from high school, couldn’t be more excited to…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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September 24, 2017
Duuuuuuude. I know. I’m like 20 minutes late for the mid shift and you look suuuuper pissed off. Like mad…
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Mark Roebuck
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September 5, 2017
SAN BERNARDINO, Calif. — Martin Savage, promoter of the first annual High & Low Festival, was reportedly surprised to find…
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Kyle Erf
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August 31, 2017
[caption id="attachment_13848" align="aligncenter" width="1702"] Pre-sale tickets available now.[/caption] SANTA BARBARA, Calif. — A recently summoned Death Cab was not intended…
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