Mark Roebuck
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GREAT NECK, N.Y. — Plumber, adventurer, and class of 1985 graduate Mario Mario reportedly confused the majority of his graduating…
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Louie Aronowitz
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UMTANUM, Wash. — Local single man Cameron Barrett admitted today that he’s been patiently waiting for his high school crush…
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Dan Luberto
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Like most Americans, we spent our time quarantined catching up on podcasts, learning to cook (shoutout my sourdough starter), and…
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KANTO — Local would-be Pokémon trainer Bobby, despite completing his initial training, receiving a Pokédex, and being fully prepared to…
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Lauren Lavín
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Yesterday, 1:26pm Hey, remember me lol it’s been a while! Yesterday, 1:29pm Thought about you the other day when I…
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Mark Roebuck
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DULUTH, Minn. — A recent invitation to her 20 year high school reunion has Samus Aran, graduate of Howard Olson…
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Dan Luberto
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Yo. You’ll never guess who we got a chance to sit down with. Remember that girl, from high school, Kayla…
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Edgar Towner
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DENVER — Local high schooler Jake Fritzler astounded his teachers today by scoring 1050 on the SAT despite entering nothing…
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John Dixon
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ALEXANDRIA, Va. — Edison High School was set ablaze with speculation last week that it’s gym teacher, Douglas Vesely, might…
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Matt Wassung
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MERRIMACK, N.H. — Iconic town landmark Makeout Point, once the place to go for late-night necking, is now allegedly almost…
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