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Hey, Hometown Crush Who Peaked in High School Here, Just Sliding Into Your DMs to Say “Not All Cops”

Yesterday, 1:26pm
Hey, remember me lol it’s been a while!

Yesterday, 1:29pm
Thought about you the other day when I ran a stop sign on your old street and clipped a dude on a bike. Wanted to see what you’ve been up to and, gotta say, you have a lot of crazy anti-cop posts lately

Yesterday, 1:31pm
I know you’re smart because without your homework I wouldn’t have passed 10th grade English, so I feel like you of all people should know that not all cops are bad!!

Yesterday, 1:32pm
Think about it. Of course some cops suck, because most people suck!! Like remember that emo dork Isaac you used to date? He wore eyeliner, and he sucked, so it makes sense that some cops suck, too. Maybe he became a cop! Have you checked?

Yesterday, 1:33pm
Also, just to be straight with you (unlike Isaac LOL), it’s scarier to be a police officer than it is to be black. Like I’m shocked you don’t know this. I know it, and I’m not even black or a cop! I feel like you would understand if we could talk in person. Let’s meet up haha

Yesterday, 10:46pm
Hellooo, you there? I’m serious! Let’s get together and talk about it. I can show you this video I watched that explains the science behind why cops aren’t racist (won’t go into it but basically, some of them are black). Also I found some really insane pre-workout supplements from a bunch of ads on the site, so you know it’s good. They keep making me have to piss lol

Today, 12:32am
Yo am I bothering you? Haha sorry, the pre-workout made me WIRED!!! I thought you should know most of those “videos” of “protesters” being “attacked by police” are staged. I mean you saw Trump’s tweet, right?

Today, 12:59am
When are you coming over haha jk

Today, 1:12am
But seriously