NEW YORK – Nearly-retired Beastie Boys fan Seth Duffy is currently fighting for his right to get a CPAP machine…
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Courtney Hill
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HAGERSTOWN, Md. — Local millennial Cassie Dunbar recently reached the very last Zillow listing and immediately pivoted to scrolling through…
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Tim Sheard
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LOS ANGELES – Local millennial woman, Jane Torrio was left stunned and envious after discovering how much easier, effective, and…
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Sara Božin
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LOS ANGELES – 26-year-old punk Max Goldstein unfortunately sustained an injury in a mosh pit immediately after being kicked off…
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Matt McInerney
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Hello, I’m calling for Dr. Preston Cornthwaite. Yes, my friend Steve referred me. I wanted to make an appointment. I’m…
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Ben Friedman
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PARAMUS, N.J. — Local man Mike Jarbowski finally decided to seek medical treatment for the twisted, demonic face growing out…
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Dave McNamara
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Picture it: The year is 1967 and legendary stunt man Evel Knievel prepares to jump his motorcycle over the fountain…
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Ben Friedman
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BOISE, Idaho — A man suffering from COVID-19 after refusing a vaccination drew ire from other patients by spreading his…
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Dom Turek
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HENDERSON, Nev. — A local punk found dead under an overpass with no phone or ID was quickly identified by…
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Bobby Korec
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local crust punk Julian “The Stain” Rainer stunned a group of friends by somehow clogging a perfectly…
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