Krissy Howard
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MIAMI — Local holiday and generally despised time of the year, Valentine’s Day, is determined to absolutely destroy one of…
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Dan Kozuh
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JERICHO, N.Y. — Recent college graduate and virtual intern at JPMorgan Chase Danny Galiardi has no idea what to do…
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Andy Holt
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LOS ANGELES — Local gamer Patty Kemp reportedly had a difficult time deciding how to entertain herself yesterday evening, with…
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Patrick Coyne
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SANTE FE, N.M. — A coworker you loathed with every fiber of your being strutted around your funeral yesterday telling…
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Dan Rice
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In the age of talking head info-tainment we have lost the art of discourse. We have misplaced the notion that…
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Andy Holt
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SEATTLE — After working nearly the entire holiday season without a day off, local Walmart cashier Frank Lamonte reported that…
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Patrick Coyne
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BALTIMORE — Barbecue attendee James Duffy was disappointed to learn this afternoon that vegan host Terry Russo provided meat options…
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Courtney Baka
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CLEVELAND — Local goth Stacy “Scheherazade” Kowalski is exhibiting “incredibly dark, morose, and in no way different” behavior than prior…
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Dan Kozuh
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WASHINGTON — Doctors issued a stern warning to former Chief White House Strategist Steve Bannon yesterday, according to leaked medical…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Lakewood Insurance employee Derrick Glover reportedly called his boss this morning to ask (since he can really…
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