Stephen Bell
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LOS ANGELES – The neighbor of Fred Durst is reportedly nonplussed after his chainsaw was returned absolutely covered in the…
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Scott Waldman
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Record labels in the scene can be quite polarizing, to say the least, but we’ve yet to hear about anyone…
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I’ve always sort of had twin passions: medicine and comedy. That’s why I trained to become a paramedic at the…
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B.S. Mitchell
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Since 2007, the Baconator has been a universal staple on Wendy’s menus around the world. More recently, in late 2023,…
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Brett McCabe
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NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Dashboard Confessional frontman Chris Carrabba reported he is still finding his ex-girlfriend’s hair all over his apartment…
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Mutants. They are the next link in the chain of human evolution, individuals with extraordinary gifts who elicit both reverence…
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John Danek
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WATERFORD TWP, Mich. — Presumed Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump’s campaign rallies are now limited to music by Ted Nugent,…
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Trevor Graham
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WARWICK, R.I. — Local punk Rich Stoklasa successfully delayed prematurely ejaculating during intercourse with his wife by thinking about every…
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Nigel Powers
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Formed in a garage, like all great American enterprises, by way of Guitar Wizard/shirt hater Matt Pike and drummer Des…
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Matt Husser
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NEW YORK — New York Times headliner editor Percy Howard patted himself on the back today after writing a headline…
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