NEW YORK – A recent Bloomberg report announced that Taylor Swift’s wealth is now an estimated $1.1 Billion, after her record-breaking Eras tour and left…
Well, that concludes our paranormal investigation of your turn-of-the-century Victorian farmhouse. After using numerous spirit-locating devices and other elaborate ghost-searching tools, we’re happy to conclude…
Halloween is almost here and that doesn’t mean a damn thing to me, because every moment in my rundown slum of an apartment is a…
New York — Local thirty-something punk Charles Murray is unable to settle on an official complaint about this year’s Fest, indecisive sources confirmed. “I go…
Congratulations on the newest addition to your family! As a new father, you face a classic dilemma: you want to spend time with your child…
Here at the Hard Times, we’re always willing to help out our fans, and today we’ll be responding to a fan letter sent by Jack…
Morning, dear reader. To start, we have to say the fact or opinion that The Spill Canvas is not a band, but, if we’re being…
“King of the Hill” has long been an American institution. Holding a mirror up to American society, it shouts ‘Look! Look upon yourselves, American society!’…
LONDON – Just hours after announcing a “new” Beatles song enabled by artificial intelligence, the surviving members of the seminal rock group, Paul McCartney and…
You finally got a match on your favorite dating app. They’re cute, they seem to have their shit together, and most importantly have agreed to…
CHARLOTTE – Local newlyweds Sarah Jones and Doug Tayler were caught off guard towards the end of their wedding celebration when management from the event…
It’s no secret the world is becoming more and more difficult for the working man such as myself to make ends meet. Be it Self-checkouts…
Have you ever been watching a horror movie and thought to yourself “I bet the dude hacking up all these horny co-eds fucking loves Madball.”…
Be honest, if you saw the traditional ska act to end all traditional ska acts known as Motionless in White on a Scranton, Pennsylvania Warped…
What do we know about Jello Biafra? We know he once ran for mayor of San Francisco and that his voice is the tonal equivalent…