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Uh oh! You just opened Instagram and noticed all your friends are all in the same place and having a blast without you. Were you…
COLUMBUS, Ohio — Local bartender Zack Kenton, 28, reportedly used the same three adjectives to describe at least seventeen of the bar’s signature beers, leading…
AMES, Iowa — Local midwest emo band Local Tennis released a new album titled “Oops! All Intros” which features 36 introductions to songs that appear…
The new year is almost here and it’s time to pick a resolution that has value, which means you need a resolution that will piss…
AUSTIN, Texas — Aging punk Sean Dennings shocked the local community when he swapped a New Year’s Eve rager for a quiet night at home,…
PHILADELPHIA — Local Punk, Sid Stott, announced his plans to improve his health and well-being by smoking healthier cigarettes in the New Yea, skeptical sources…
Living on the cusp of armageddon is terrifying in a lot of ways, but as completionists, it’s kind of exciting! Take for example this list…
The legendary and infinite genre blending Michael “Brian/Bruce Lee” Park’s reverential DIY efforts often go unnoticed by both punks and rocks, and we hope that…
Both Beyoncé and Taylor Swift have made this clear: they refuse to be part of any narrative that pits two women against each other. And…
I can’t believe that this keeps happening! What are the odds that another Tinder date had to leave in the middle of me describing how…
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — DJ Crockroach of famed metal act Assfault Muffinz admitted that he spends most of his time on-stage at the band’s gigs listening…
The motley crew which “Arrested Development’s” main and supporting cast consists of encapsulates a large swathe of the Orange County elite. Pure-blooded Republicans, complaining about…
When you meet a new person, it can be hard to get a read on them. Is he an intellectual, or just wearing glasses? Do…
HARTFORD, Conn. — Local woman Kirsten Russet decided to rescind her “out” status as bisexual following online rumors that Paramore is breaking up, sources confirmed.…