BOSTON — The Pints Of Blood fest announced a new set of guidelines for this year’s event, declaring age restrictions…
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Ashley Naftule
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TEMECULA, Calif. — Indie singer-songwriter Marcy Morrison’s entire fanbase died last night in a ritualistic mass suicide, taking place during…
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Tyler O'Neil
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RIVERBANK, Calif. — Meshuggah’s latest album The Violent Sleep Of Reason is riddled with hidden Morse code distress patterns from…
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Eric Navarro
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ROANOKE, Va. — Self-described anarchist and tabletop gamer “Grimey” Grady Cook stunned his gaming group earlier this week with his…
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — A senseless crowd killing incident late last night during a heavy breakdown left six people severely annoyed, according…
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Dan Kozuh
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DENVER — The pit at famed punk venue The Safe Room was packed with teary-eyed loved ones and well-wishers on…
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Liam Hart
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PHILADELPHIA — Local 33-year-old Seth Bourne is completely unable and unwilling to buy any shoes that are not specifically designed…
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Krissy Howard
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BOULDER, Colo. — Local crustie Dylan Waters was asked to hold his pose for “just a little bit longer” while…
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Ashley Naftule
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QUANTICO, Virginia — Chicago is officially the most dangerous band in America, due to numerous instances of “friendly fire” roadie…
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — An unsolicited rubbing of the arm of local woman Sarah Collins early yesterday evening confirmed her three…
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