John Danek
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May 27, 2019
MONTREAL — Manufacturers of online AI-driven mastering software LANDR announced a new feature today that politely declines a band’s inevitable…
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Brett McCabe
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May 27, 2019
NEW YORK — Spotify project manager Diego Valenzuela received an unprecedented raise of $0.00437 today for single-handedly rebuilding the streaming…
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James Webster
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May 26, 2019
RICHMOND, Va. — Researchers and social archaeologists at Virginia Commonwealth University discovered last week that the first-ever house show scheduled…
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Vince Ratti
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May 26, 2019
PHILADELPHIA — Local pervert David Bell could not climax this morning during his daily commute after noticing another bus rider…
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SAN FRANCISCO — Local Guitar Center sales associate Dan Shin deemed a customer’s routine purchase “pretty sick” earlier this week,…
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EUGENE, Ore. — Local mechanic and outspoken male feminist Elias Murphy finally received his copy of Forbes magazine’s “Most Powerful…
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Erin McLaughlin
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May 25, 2019
BOSTON — Local woman Anne Deloach is certain the first track from her ex-boyfriend’s latest EP is about her, despite…
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Cory Cousins
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May 24, 2019
ASHEVILLE, N.C. — Legendary singer/songwriter Bob Dylan incorrectly introduced several of his own songs at a concert yesterday as “covers,”…
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Dear Scabby: I hit a child driving home from work. This was 3 years ago. I haven't told anyone. What…
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Mark Roebuck
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May 24, 2019
TEMPE, Ariz. — Local punk Arnie Parker vowed to take the crown for the worst tattoos back from modern hip-hop…
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