Patrick Crooks
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December 28, 2019
ATHENS, Ga. — A Gibson Flying V with over 20 years of service in the punk scene was smashed just…
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Bobby Korec
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December 27, 2019
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Behavioral scientists at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology announced a breakthrough discovery of a theoretical fourth option…
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Daniel Menegaz
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December 27, 2019
SEATTLE — Former ladies’ man Ethan Morrison ushered in a new, glorious era today in which he will show respect…
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Francis Beringer
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December 27, 2019
BALTIMORE — Self-proclaimed “scene king” Stephen Fernandez sent an event invite for an upcoming show to his recently deceased friend’s…
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John Danek
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December 26, 2019
CHICAGO — Legendary scene veteren Brent "Possum" Donello ended his punk phase with the ritual purchase of a queen-size Belgian…
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Heather Cook
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December 26, 2019
FLEMINGTON, NJ. — Local sociopath and deranged serial killer Parker Greene enthusiastically pulled 20 teeth out of the front pocket…
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Krissy Howard
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December 26, 2019
BISMARCK, N.D. — A group of local aging punks gathered outside of a show at The Railyard Tavern early yesterday…
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Ryan Lichten
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December 25, 2019
SEATTLE — Beloved Christmas icon Santa Claus announced today that he is starting a GoFundMe campaign after his sleigh was…
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V.F. Thompson
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December 25, 2019
BETHLEHEM, Judea — Three magi arrived at a venue last night for the Christ child shortly after his birth, along…
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Lauren Lavin
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December 25, 2019
LOS ANGELES — Everclear frontman Art Alexakis was “honestly not surprised” his father made no appearance at the family Christmas…
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