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Patrick Coyne • January 22, 2020

BETHESDA, Md. — Local woman Tabitha Wicksham is “not at all worried” about her husband sleeping with groupies during his…

Evan Doering • January 22, 2020

MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Local man Garret Bergeron asked a Bizarro Records store clerk yesterday if she validated opinions before he…

Gary Doyle • January 21, 2020

CHICAGO — Local pervert Tommy Webster was surprised to discover yesterday a band named after mannequin pussy, his favorite fetish…

Louie Aronowitz • January 21, 2020

OMAHA, Neb. — Frontman/songwriter of folk/punk trio Astor tried to write lyrics as haiku poetry, but kept messing up the…

Lauren Lavín • January 21, 2020

LOS ANGELES — The number of new recruits joining Tiger Army has reached an all-time low, according to numbers released…

Freelancer • January 20, 2020

EL PASO, Texas — The legal team at Williams & Ruprecht was stunned today when a seemingly normal stack of…

The Hard Times Staff • January 20, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Local girlfriend Ashley Wagner mistakenly believes Bryce Latterby, her boyfriend of six months, is actively engaged in…

James Knapp • January 20, 2020

HOUSTON — Self-proclaimed “bad boy of outer space” Willis McReady cost the National Aeronautics and Space Administration approximately $3.4 million…

Kate Howard • January 19, 2020

BOSTON — Local record store owner Hank Lapkus is an anxious mess lately, spending every day hoping his customers don’t…

The Hard Times Staff • January 19, 2020

CUPERTINO, Calif. — Apple released a surprising new report today, revealing that the average iPhone owner uses roughly half of…

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