VENETA, Ore. — Attendees of the Hesh Against Hunger fundraiser experienced a mix of feelings between charitable accomplishment and insatiable guilt, thanks to the three-day…
CLEVELAND — A study by social anthropologists at Case Western Reserve University confirmed that the boys are back in town, ending decades of speculation about their…
CHICAGO — “Guy with Devil Sticks” has been added to this year’s Lollapalooza audience lineup, ending a live performance hiatus lasting well over a decade,…
SAN FRANCISCO — Amidst news of legendary emo band Jawbreaker reuniting for Riot Fest after a 21 year hiatus, a Jawbreaker T-shirt also reunited with…
FRANKENMUTH, Mich. — Attempts to save the historic Patterson Theater ended in devastation last night after a hardcore benefit show resulted in dozens of injuries and…
WASHINGTON — The anarcho-punk band Witness Destruction Program could produce their entire demo for the same amount of money taxpayers would save by First Lady…
CHICAGO — Recently single Alex Parker was stunned to awake this morning in an ice-filled bathtub with his favorite hoodie forcefully ripped from his person…
DALLAS — Former President George W. Bush completed a series of paintings this week honoring heroic scene veterans from various punk and hardcore communities around…
IRVINE, Calif. — Ricky Cox canceled his plans to go on a maniacal killing spree Monday afternoon, according to those close to the would-be gunman, after…
LAS VEGAS — The debut performance of GG Allin tribute act Assface was cut short last night when outraged fans jeered at frontman Kevin McGowan’s…
OMAHA, Neb. — Local copy editor and Beagles guitarist Maddy Nelson is reportedly growing increasingly anxious by the delayed arrival of her period, which she…
ISLAND OF THE EXUMAS, Bahamas — A group of stranded attendees at the inaugural Fyre Festival spelled out “SEND VIP BRUNCH” on the beach using…
GAS CITY, Ind. — The ninth day of a Midwestern loop for touring band Kings of Ithaca was also the 15th consecutive day for each…
MUNCIE, Ind. — For the second straight year, the Unitarian Universalist Church of Muncie is not only the “sickest all-ages hardcore venue in the city,”…
LOS ANGELES — Teddy Gregory of up-and-coming punk band Concrete Chaos appeared on the popular, investment-based reality show Shark Tank last night, asking the panel…