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Ten Underrated ‘80s Soundtracks to Distract You From the Fact These Movies Came Out Four Decades Ago
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It’s happened to all of us: You start watching Jim Henson’s 1986 cult classic “Labyrinth,” and despite the movie transporting you to a fantastical land…
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mewithoutYou called it quits officially in 2022, but for over twenty years they were one of the more unique bands out there in whatever scene…
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NEW YORK — City officials are warning area residents to stay indoors for fear they might get stuck in a never-ending chit-chat loop following a…
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Part of growing up is learning to see your parents not as just your parents, but as human beings. It’s a right of passage, a…
HOBOKEN, N.J. – WWE fan and local embarrassment, Connor Duncan, reportedly made preparations to save his liver during WrestleMania this weekend by pre-booking an emergency…
TRANSYLVANIA — Acclaimed spook-punk band Alkaline Trio announced a purely symbolic tour date in remote settlement “The Village of Unspeakable Horrors” during their ongoing “Blood,…
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