Halloween Tag Archives - Page 13

Patrick Coyne • October 13, 2019

CLEVELAND — Local goth Stacy “Scheherazade” Kowalski earned a tidy sum of $523 last week after nearly two dozen tourists…

Brooks Gray • October 8, 2019

NEW YORK — Democratic Presidential hopeful Andrew Yang defended himself this morning when a small, highly opinionated faction of citizens…

Kyle Gunlefinger • November 2, 2018

MANCHESTER, N.H. — Grant Shelling, a bald wheelchair-bound professor at Manchester Community College, browsed a local Party City in an…

Dylan Baker • November 1, 2018

TOLEDO, Ohio — Clad in Link’s signature green tunic, a hand stitched hat, and prosthetic elf ears, eight-year-old Thomas McConnell…

Chuck Kowalski • October 31, 2018

ELM STREET — Serial killer Freddy Krueger has waited thirty hours for local teenager Michael Thompson to end his Fortnite…

Neil Floyd • October 31, 2018

Cosplay is the artform of the people. With our own hands, we create movie-quality costumes that show off our creativity,…

Dan Kozuh • October 31, 2018

LOS ANGELES — Legendary horror rocker and Misfits frontman Glenn Danzig is already mentally spending the annual bump in royalties…

Dan Rice • October 30, 2018

Greeting new (I hope) friend! Might I trouble you for just a moment of your time? My office is just…

Patrick Coyne • October 29, 2018

Jonathan, I want you to know that I love your mother very much. And although I tried to eat your…

Dan Kozuh • October 25, 2018

So, I was at Michael’s Craft Store the other day buying some last minute decorations for the upcoming religious holiday…