Ellie Fitzpatrick
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February 25, 2024
Look at you, so brave getting a haircut from a real barber! What a self-care win for you! Let’s just…
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Alexandra Houle
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December 17, 2023
DENVER — Local woman Margaret Phelmer is reportedly struggling to embrace her new polyamorous lifestyle following a disastrous haircut, concerned…
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Zachary Wolf
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October 14, 2023
Shaving in a mohawk is one of the first things new punks do, along with buying a Black Flag cd…
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Doug Kolic
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July 26, 2023
WILMINGTON, Del. — Office introvert Chandler Pike was cautiously optimistic that his shorter-than-usual haircut would go unnoticed by colleagues, according…
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Cathy Herbert
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April 11, 2022
CHILLICOTHE, Ohio — Local mom Phyllis Marlon filed a private defamation lawsuit against her daughter, Lisa, after the fourteen-year-old returned…
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Cathy Herbert
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April 11, 2022
CHILLICOTHE, Ohio — Local mom Phyllis Marlon filed a private defamation lawsuit against her daughter, Lisa, after the fourteen-year-old returned…
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THOUSAND OAKS, Calif. — Local high school freshman Mason Daniels was forced to become a member of his local punk…
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Rachel Higgins
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February 22, 2021
BOSTON — Local woman Jenna Jenkins allegedly made uncomfortable small talk with herself yesterday while self-administering a haircut at home,…
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Krissy Howard
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June 29, 2020
MARION, Ill. — Local nurse Ginnie Strathmore assured her friend Katie Nguyen this morning that the hacked-up, DIY haircut she…
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Ted Pillow
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August 30, 2019
BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Local man Mike Jankowski waited until his haircut was safely completed Thursday evening before attempting to stop…
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