Evan Vest											
										
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										When it comes to our parents, many thoughts and feelings may come to mind. “Are they proud of me? Am…									
									
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												Reuben Blanchard											
										
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										As a strong proponent of animal rights, as well as someone who understands the climate impact of large-scale agriculture, I…									
									
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												Audrey Vieira											
										
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										BALTIMORE — Local death metal band Infested Remains landed in hot water after fans criticized the AI-generated corpse on their…									
									
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												Chris Bowen											
										
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										The English language is full of words and phrases that many people think sound disgusting. At this point it's actually…									
									
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												Alex Vlahov											
										
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										SEATTLE — Multinational coffeehouse chain Starbucks rolled out a new seasonal offering to increase their market dominance of fall flavors…									
									
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												Robert John Scucci											
										
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										NASHVILLE, Tenn. – Residents of a SouthSide apartment complex were awe-struck when one of their neighbors used a single LED…									
									
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												Yancy Lee Crawford											
										
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										NEW YORK – Local punk Chris Lanning was recently caught in the embarrassing act of cutting both an all-beef frank…									
									
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												Chris Bowen											
										
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										LOS ANGELES — Concert-goers at the legendary Smoking Barrel recently learned that the club has never had to refill the…									
									
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												Doug Kolic											
										
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										PENSACOLA, Fla. – Local dentist Noah Dunaway expressed utter disgust recently after examining what long-time punk patient Skyler Thompson kept…									
									
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										EUGENE, Ore. — A local man bun was discovered to be full of gross raisins, sources who had already made…									
									
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