Steve Packosky
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HEAVEN — Brock Sterling, a recently deceased metalhead and supposed fan of legendary death metal band Deicide, found himself inexplicably…
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Mike Moran
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GILLETTE, Wyo. — Local hipster LDS adherent Rafter Barlow, who prefers the term “Josephite” over “Mormon,” is a faithful servant…
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Josh Baumgart
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NEW ORLEANS — Ian McSeamus, the infamous frontman of the punk band Ghost Chode, announced that he is celebrating six…
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Ian Steffé
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NEW YORK — Nine-year-old Oliver Cahill, who has battled rare brain cancer for over half his life, recently met Dr.…
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NEW YORK — Executives from The Big Five book publishers launched a coordinated effort to boost sales by pressuring the…
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Elanna White
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It happened at 3 p.m. on a Friday. It was one of those days that was beautiful and just slightly…
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James Knapp
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BEND, Ore. — Touring thrash metal band Vertical Gnome made the decision to toss their bass player into the mouth…
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It’s no secret that our Lord works in mysterious ways. He allows bad things to happen to good people, he…
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Neel Bhakta
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Look, we honestly thought this would be a great idea. Oh, just have some adorable little preschoolers draw what they…
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Harley Murgatroyd
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I seek console with the Lord who art in Heaven, thou who hath wrought my sexy hot existence upon this…
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